:) I'm Emily;
20.
Not that "tumblr savvy."
loves:
Lil Wayne
Trey Songz
Gabe Saporta
Lady Gaga
Nicki Minaj
Rihanna
Starbucks
Owls
My phone
House
Dr.Who

Wanted to watch something scary or something with Johnny Depp in it…

I’m doing both. rofl. (well…semi-scary.) 

SECRET WINDOW IT IS! 

JK we’re watching From Hell, because I’ve never seen it. 

Reblog if you want an Anon’s honest opinion of you.

kynimdraws:

PLEASE

Also doing this but I won’t publish any so go as bad as you want I suppose.

(Source: barefeetanddreams)

“I’m old, I’m fat, and I”m BLUE!” 

- I don’t remember if he said fat or not…but its funny. 

So. Kelsey & I play the game of What If? allllllll the time. And I asked “What if I became a stripper…” Kelsey came up with this reasoning that if in fact I became a stripper I would some how contract aids. 

This is how:

A nasty girl would somehow cut her hand or something on the pole, and the pole would never get cleaned, therefore be allll kinds of infected. 

I would go to dance, have a paper cut, GET AIDS. 

I think she jinxed me guys, no more dolla bills in my panties scheme. 

warholing:

the-vashtanerada:

downwiththemoronmajority:

but-its-better-with-some-noodz:

-northerndownpour:

psiioniics:

the brown stapler
fucking great

omg 
the pink pizza
KDsjgljdsmgdsa 

the black and white hairbrush saves the day

purple clock

The Purple Cell Phone!Wait, what…? 

The White Robe.


The White Couch

warholing:

the-vashtanerada:

downwiththemoronmajority:

but-its-better-with-some-noodz:

-northerndownpour:

psiioniics:

the brown stapler

fucking great

omg 

the pink pizza

KDsjgljdsmgdsa 

the black and white hairbrush saves the day

purple clock

The Purple Cell Phone!
Wait, what…? 

The White Robe.

The White Couch

why have I never seen this video….