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So. Kelsey & I play the game of What If? allllllll the time. And I asked “What if I became a stripper…” Kelsey came up with this reasoning that if in fact I became a stripper I would some how contract aids. 

This is how:

A nasty girl would somehow cut her hand or something on the pole, and the pole would never get cleaned, therefore be allll kinds of infected. 

I would go to dance, have a paper cut, GET AIDS. 

I think she jinxed me guys, no more dolla bills in my panties scheme. 

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